you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
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beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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