I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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