i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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