the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
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