when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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