just come out here and I will go home with you...
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you kept telling everyone that you were the mayor of silverware town
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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