It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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