Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
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He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
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Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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