There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
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Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
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It happened again.
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance