This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
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He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
Well I just put wine in my tea
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His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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