Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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