And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
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I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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