My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Floor bacon is actually really good
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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