Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
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Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
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I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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