i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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