Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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