"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
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I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
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