I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I woke up under a house in Key West
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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