like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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