My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
You almost got us killed.
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