This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
And I swear to god I'll divorce you if you so much as say a single sentence in Yoda talk in our bedroom. I may be a nerd but that's just fucking creepy
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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