Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
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4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
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She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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