Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
She had her insurance card taped to her arm because it was the only thing she "couldn't take off and lose"
Just pee around me
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
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