I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Mom said you looked used
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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