our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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