Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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