Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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