You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
You're earring is so big in my mouth
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We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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