Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
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Help me help you realize you are a moron
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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