You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
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so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.