Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
Well my cheeks are red now
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment