If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
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It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.