How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
kristin has been a bad kristin
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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