i jhust puked up my retainher.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
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good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
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For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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