If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
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thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Is it a coincidence that the reminder on my phone to take my birth control is "I'm ready to party" from Bridesmaids?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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