It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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