Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
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My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
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Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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