i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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