Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
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Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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