Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
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