I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
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Don't ask me how or why, but I'm drunk with German diplomats. Come over. Now
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
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the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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