Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
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I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
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This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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