Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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