I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
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