I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
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