My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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