who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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