First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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