new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
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