if i can run in heels then i can drive
mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
According to the office gossip the new secretary is “a homewrecking whore”. Think I should spend $27 on a fake wedding ring?
Yes! Want that picture of you and my nephew?
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