I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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