it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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