you traded sex for a burrito?
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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