we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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