There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Love me.
GO THE FUCK TO BED IT'S 3AM I AM NOT TAKING YOU TO MCDONALDS.
Just for one nugget?
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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