She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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