Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I said "one day" and that day is not today
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