That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Randomize
