I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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