we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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