So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
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you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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